2007-12-18 05:13:56 · 15 answers · asked by Kate 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
Oh, Snowy! Every, single time those turkeys get near your tree, just back up to them and raise your tail into flag position, knead your back legs just so to true your aim, and spray the daylights out of their legs. Repeat each time they try again. Don't worry, Snowy, they'll learn.
2007-12-18 05:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mercy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well Snowy, as I am merely a human, I can only tell you what my ingenious cat Toby did to us that worked, and yes, while we humans are slow, a patient cat can eventually train their humans to behave properly and respect a cat's property. Toby actually took up residence in his Christmas tree. He slept on the branches - the better to observe anyone attempting to come within close proximity of his tree. When an intruder approached - Toby would leap out of the tree hissing and attack the trespasser. This not only taught us, the humans residing in Toby's house - but also all additional humans who happened to stop by during the holiday season, as well as those pesky canines who may stay in your house also. Good Luck and Best Wishes.
2007-12-18 07:05:36 · answer #2 · answered by dream_searcher_tx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't - they think it's theirs and they're stronger than you.
Take some revenge instead.
Lick the butter in the dish when they're not there, drink their bedside water, leave fur and bits of rubble all over the clean washing and shred a toilet roll - and a kitchen roll as well to really wind them up.
2007-12-18 05:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by bec 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humans, go figure!
Merry Christmas!
2007-12-18 05:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would wire the tree up to the mains and just sit back and wait for the fun to start.that'll teach them to shove worming tablets down my throat !!! i think thats a puurrrrfect plan .
2007-12-18 07:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the tree outside
2007-12-18 05:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by stezmond 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Climb to the top and strip it bear of all the decorations then meow like you are proud ! Maybe even pull it over that would work !!!!!
2007-12-18 05:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Suzanne C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL brilliant !! Guard the tree and then attack them if they come close.
2007-12-18 06:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiss at them and sit by your tree untill they go away!
2007-12-18 05:41:40 · answer #9 · answered by ☆☃❀ ~♥~♪ tigger bitten ♪~♥~ ❀☃☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spray them with a squirt bottle every time they try.
2007-12-18 05:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋