By the way - no requests yet please. I'm still getting my advisory committee together, could be a while yet....
2007-12-18 04:12:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bhaal - sorry about the grammatical error. English is my second language. As for those who ask for proof, I have to wait until all the contracts are signed - hang in there.
2007-12-18 04:21:25 · update #1
Oh, by the way Bhaal, since you are flinging "grammatical" stones - they aren't parentheses, they're double-quotes. (at least you capitalized my name)
2007-12-18 04:23:15 · update #2
Sorry Sarah - I thought the shades would give me that whole "authoritative, intimidating" look, you know.
2007-12-18 04:24:20 · update #3
SURE!!!
thats all it took for them to believe in their god... just because someone SAID so...
or maybe u should write a book stating some OBVIOUS things you shouldnt do [cuz thats what the 10 commandments are... OBVIOUS morally wrong things] and add in some miracles that NOONE can prove u did...... like..... u took a peice of a cloud and magically changed its form thus making cotton.... THEN, you've got urself a religion... only difference is that we can actually see u, talk to u n u'll answer back...
2007-12-18 04:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get me a date with Jessica Alba, magically redecorate my apartment go get some good fung shui vibes flowing, then grant me a 50" Samsung 1080p HDTV with an HD-DVD player, a PS3 / BlueRay player, a new VW GTI and a Tesla Motors Roadster... You get me all of that by Friday and I will worship you from now until forever. I might even consider contract killings on your behalf ;)
Oh and can you blink away all the other religious idiocy while you are at it?
2007-12-18 12:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists don't even believe in themselves.
I believe that you are God, as everything that exists is also God. I know I will get hell, for saying this but all I have to say is: Let those who have eyes see, and those who have ears hear.
Nuff Said?
2007-12-18 14:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God's avatar would be awesome. He definitely would not wear aviator glasses.
2007-12-18 12:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh well sure
you have an avatar and everything
2007-12-18 13:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wunderbar! Someone we can communicate with.
2007-12-19 09:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by Cam1051Sec 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, tell me my full name, where I live and recite the Bible by heart then.
2007-12-18 12:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by Michael 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now prove your divinity
2007-12-18 12:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Biker4Life 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you call yourself "omnipotent" you're just being illogical, otherwise, whatever makes you happy.
_()_
2007-12-18 12:16:38 · answer #9 · answered by vinslave 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's enough for me. What would you like me to do?
2007-12-18 12:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋