An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local pub. One of them says, "You know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick." "How did you get it fixed?" "Well, I just dipped my finger in the cow's v*gina and then rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."
Ben goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's v*gina and rubs it all around the bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring b0ner and jumps on the cow immediately. Ben was impressed.
That night, Ben gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's v*gina and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Honey, look!"
She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"
2007-12-18 03:27:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol disgusting but funny
2007-12-18 03:31:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-18 03:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 22:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by hurlbut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-18 03:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by IRN_Ag 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 03:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwww. LMAO 10/10 that deserves a star, keep them coming.
2007-12-18 04:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Quizard 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
brilliant babes pmsl 10/10
2007-12-19 02:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good,made me laff
2007-12-18 03:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww kinder funny i guess...lol
2007-12-18 03:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by I ♥ cupcakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-18 04:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny as. also gross, but the humour content means you can get away with that. LMAO.
2007-12-18 03:32:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋