2007-12-18 03:22:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd say, "Please get me some soap and water."
2007-12-18 03:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My question is, what are you doing wearing THOSE shoes in the pastures anyway? Any midwest farmer's daughter will tell you that if you're gonna go cow-tipping, you had better wear boots. That way it'll wash off and all will be fine.
2007-12-18 11:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd look around for a hose to wash off my shoe.
[done that many a time with canine dooky!]
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2007-12-18 11:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could wax Hindu and feel touched by the excrement of a higher power...
2007-12-18 11:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, I just stepped on my brain.
2007-12-18 11:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say "Well, fecal matter!!!"
2007-12-18 11:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋