2007-12-18 03:11:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
cow chip IV... sounds like another of enigmas fake identities and the question is just as stupid. heres a question; if one answers 51% best answers then why not share his massive wisdom with us all by leaving his profile A & Q's open for viewing? the answer could be, he is answering his own questions.
JESUS will return soon, and everyone will see him decend from above,
Ps.. you must be a decendent of those same people who made the golden cow, to distract people while Moses was on the mountian.
2007-12-18 03:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by sir wayne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if...
Jesus Came Back, Being pulled in his flaiming....by Cows...Then...We could kill the cows, and cook them ON the flaming chariot.
2007-12-18 11:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Ken Husky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2007-12-18 11:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by zoee_d 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well...
If you are using Jesus as an analogy for the sun, then he will be coming back in blazing glory.
But if you mean what fundamentalist christians mean by 'Jesus coming back', you would have more luck betting on the cows.
2007-12-18 11:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by mikayla_starstuff 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus will appear on a white horse and land on the Mount of Olives, which will cause a great earthquake. Sometime truth is stranger than fiction.
2007-12-18 11:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Anything is possible if you believe. Jesus may already be here walking among us. So never make fun of someone that is different, homeless,dirty,etc because we are never really sure who that person might be or what they have had to deal with in their life's.
2007-12-18 11:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by iceprincess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cows ALWAYS come home... Jesus, on the other hand... well, let's just say that some of the more sensible people have already realized he won't be back any time soon.
2007-12-18 11:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Cows.
2007-12-18 11:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Wine Apple 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Either way I can't lose. I love beef, but seeing a flaming chariot would kick all kinds of a$$.
2007-12-18 11:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by jmattiesmufc 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No, it's a white horse not a chariot. I think you are confusing Christianity with some ancient mythology. A common error on the part of atheists.
2007-12-18 11:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by twincrier 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋