and is it any more far fetched than parting the sea, walking on water or Mary who gave birth when she didnt have a cun t?
2007-12-18 03:06:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
c'mon man there is no need for that kind of language.
2007-12-18 03:11:08 · answer #1 · answered by Marc P, Fundie's Bane 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although I am a pagan, if the bible said that I would be inclined to take a closer look...'cause that's pretty weird! I mean, if Jesus took the time to turn a door knob into an elephant, then he must be a pretty quirky dude and not inclined to waste time on war and so on.
2007-12-18 11:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to overlook the fact that Jesus' miracles had a purpose.
He did not simply go about doing little tricks to amuse the crowds.
If you could stop closing your mind just long enough to briefly consider the purpose of his various powerful works, you might appreciate that turning a doorknob into an elephant does not fit the context.
2007-12-18 11:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yep. But it doesn't. Who said Mary didn't have a vital female body part???? You were lied to, that's it, you should read the bible yourself and get enraptured by the truth!
2007-12-18 11:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by Mookie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mary didn't have a - what?
Where in the bible does it say that?
2007-12-18 11:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by LS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Door knobs hate our way of life.
2007-12-18 11:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's something that it does say in the bible my friend.
Don't answer a fool according to his folly, lest you become like him.
2007-12-18 11:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If it was writen in the Bible then yes I would believe it happened.
2007-12-18 11:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Boomrat 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whats your Scriptural basis for this?
(And before anyone says anything-either back up your claims with Scripture, of quit wasting our time with such outrageous claims that simply aren't true!)
2007-12-18 11:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't think door knobs existed back then....
2007-12-18 11:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by iColorz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋