A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
" Yes ," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes ."
"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,
" No ."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME!"
2007-12-18 02:59:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it. I could just imagine a child doing that, hiding behind the cooling filter in the loft conversian, so inside a destitute cupboard. No one having any idea. Right in the middle of hide and seek, which gets out of hand.
LMHO!!
2007-12-18 03:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 03:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-18 03:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Verry Funny, although some of it's probably a true story.
2007-12-18 03:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by abluheron1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 Very good clean joke. I love it
2007-12-18 03:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. First joke to make me chuckle today. Have a star.
2007-12-18 03:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by stargirl_laura 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 ace one have a star!
xx
2007-12-18 05:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Paws 4 thawts♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.
Thanks.
2007-12-18 04:15:30 · answer #8 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this one before but it's still funny!
2007-12-18 03:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-18 05:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋