2007-12-18 02:42:18 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Let's ask some one that has been there, like Mr. Jell-O Shot Man.
Hello Mr. Jell-O Shot Man can you give us your take on the Lamb's question? "Ugh, ugh, cough, cough Well ah, ah, sure there Old guy with beer in hand. I have no idea how that fruit loop got me to do all of that crap in that house out there in California but I did including taking that ah, purple Jell-O shot when that damn comet came past the earth. As far as what clothing to wear we all went with an athletic casual look and I have got to tell you I was very comfortable at first but then I started to chaff. It's a long walk and without the proper support in key regions things start to develop friction and that's a b**ch. Any way I would recommend those shoes the kids are wearing that have those wheels in the heals. You see for me that would have been the best thing to have changed about my apparel.
Now ah, once you get there you will be amazed by the wide fluctuations in temperature that you will experience. It took me months to figure out why but now I know and I will tell you a little secret. Have you ever been to a baseball game early? You know while they are getting the infield ready? You see, the guy that is actually on the working end of the hose has the most seniority and therefore runs the novel. Well the thermostat here is kinda like that. And right now there is a guy that is bi-polar on the controls and let me tell you there is a lot of complaining about that.
He was let in on a technicality anyway and most don't think he should have made but, you have to talk to the man if you want to complain about it for yourself. You see, Cain was a bit of a good guy but, every now and then his bunion bone would just cause him fits and that’s when he killed his brother. Well, after Jesus made the sacrifice for all mankind its been his job to run the thermostat and it's hell trying to guess what kinda mood he is going to be in on any particular day.
Get a back pack and bring a verity of clothes. I will get back to you if we ever get him promoted to something a little less important like plumbing."
Well, Thank you Mr. Jell-O Shot Man I am sure all of the good little kids here on R&S will take your advice. Have a nice day.
2007-12-18 02:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by Old guy 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Revelations7:9,10 After this I beheld & lo a great multitude, that no man could number, of all nations & kindreds & people & tongues stood before the Throne & before the Lamb; clothed with white robes & palms in their hands. And cried with a loud voice saying, "Salvation to our God who sits upon the Throne & unto the Lamb!".
So? We are dressed in white & have palms in our hands. At this time. These are the countless Saints in heaven at this time. Those redeemed by the Lamb of God.
2007-12-18 05:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We wouldnt need clothes in heaven... I believe any afterlife from this would be above and beyond materialistic things from this world. Your physical body does not go to heaven, that is proven, the clothes you were buried in would remain 10 feet under.
2007-12-18 02:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by Ren 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If it was a real heaven theyd give you a credit card without a max and send you to the biggest mall ever-and say "those clothes you were buried in are much to stiff for parying for eternity!" ;O)
but in all seriousness. I would think white too BUT what makes people think its the clothes they are buried in?What about the clothes they passed in?
2007-12-18 02:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Gee, its Bree! 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I wanna be buried naked. Clothes are annoying. Especially for an eternity.
2007-12-18 02:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No you don't, your body with the clothes on, goes into the ground where you will begin to rot and turn to ashes and dust, as well as the clothing that you have on. Your soul goes to heaven or hell and either place don't require clothing!
2007-12-18 02:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by justaboutpeace 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.
Revelation 7:9 (New International Version)
9After this I looked and there before me was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language, standing before the throne and in front of the Lamb. They were wearing white robes and were holding palm branches in their hands.
2007-12-18 02:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
l have personally died and gone to heaven its too beautiful to be worried about your clothes of course i was wearing the same thing that i had on when i went to sleep but i was dressed really nice in my opinion i died in my sleep but came back cause it wasnt my time but i did enter heaven and its too beautiful and to peaceful to care about what you got on so i wouldnt worrie youll get to wear what ever makes you happy cause thats how heaven works its about you being happy well hope i have been helpful
2007-12-18 02:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think that people will be wearing clothes in heaven. Adam and Eve were made naked, and we probably will be the same way in heaven.
2007-12-18 02:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What a silly question...Seriously, no, your clothes will be left folded neatly in your casket. along with anything u were not brought into the world with. u need to read the bible...there is no need for anything man created in heaven. nothing goes with u at all.
2007-12-18 02:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by awaiting_his_return 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋