A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" so the man picks up the monkey nad leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ***, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his *** then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
2007-12-18 02:34:39 · 14 answers · asked by jay_gblink 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA THAT CRACKS MY **** UP!!
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hilarious!! ♥
2007-12-18 02:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by <3_gorgeous_blue_eyez_<3 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2007-12-18 10:40:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 11:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10 x
2007-12-18 11:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before but it's still good for a laugh! Star!
2007-12-18 10:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hav a star
2007-12-18 10:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny and i'm not monkeying around!
2007-12-18 10:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by dpcarras2007 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny good one.
2007-12-18 10:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that one was good
2007-12-18 14:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by iversonallyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...7/10
2007-12-18 10:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋