A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says,"What the h*** are you doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress." responds the daughter-in-law,"We haven't made love in a long time."
So the mother-in-law says, "Hm, maybe I should do that."
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, "What the f*** are you doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress," says the wife.
"Well," responds the husband, "it needs to be ironed."
2007-12-18 01:09:01 · 8 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one!! Light starch please!
2007-12-18 14:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by Terry H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2/10
2007-12-18 09:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 11:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
just wow
did you hear the one where they tell you why condoms come in packs of 3,6, and 12?
email me@shockanoodle@yahoo.com and ill tell u
2007-12-18 09:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by NETTLE!! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...i agree with da husband
2007-12-18 09:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by GoodGirlGoneBad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheheh..that's a good 'un!
2007-12-18 09:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Marc H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch
*hehehe*
naughty
2007-12-18 09:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oi !
That one was great !!!
Aaron.
2007-12-18 09:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋