Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
2007-12-18 00:08:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-18 03:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2007-12-18 08:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by delete 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-18 08:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 12:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke - but no self respecting Irish man would ask for beer!! I think you need to change the request to Guinness!!
2007-12-18 08:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Dark Fairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-18 13:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That is brilliant ;0)
2007-12-18 09:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by sweetness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-18 08:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.......I love Irish jokes.
xx
2007-12-18 08:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! 10/10
2007-12-18 10:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by jay_gblink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋