What colour are the uniforms, what camoflage pattern and what type of helmet?
What style of tank is used and why are all the straight people in the navy?
In this cat eat dog future, what's the ultimate weapon?
2007-12-17 15:57:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Come on people, here's a chance for gay people and straight people to have a laugh at the same question.
I'm not asking for your morals, just what would happen if Queer Eye ran boot camp.
2007-12-17 16:12:34 · update #1
My latin is fine. Veni Vidi Vici is I came I saw I conquered.
Vini is related to wine and deliberately replaced in the name.
2007-12-18 20:59:33 · update #2
The uniforms are that cute cammie pink woodland pattern that all the girls were wearing last year. And the class-As will have a boa!
2007-12-17 16:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You might be interested to know that the military once worked on developing a Gay Bomb. That's right, a Gay Bomb that would turn our enemies into homosexuals so we could go in and kill them while they were busy fondling each other, or at least that was the theory.
http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/ayoob031207.html
2007-12-17 16:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by carlos705 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your Latin sucks. It's I came, I saw, I conquered.
2007-12-18 05:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by Balasubas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their uniforms would be bell bottoms, probably a nice clean white. Their combat uniforms would be purple camo with a bike helmet.....
Okay this isn't funny i don't make any sense here. i don't get it.
2007-12-17 17:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by Hawai'i 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mel Brooks already did "Men in Tights" they were Army Green.
2007-12-17 16:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by Stand-up philosopher. It's good to be the King 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
We could also have movie roles awarded based on acting talent and the most intellectually fit hold public office
2007-12-17 16:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If we have a Gay military the United States will be the target of every country in the world. It would be all slap fights and trying to figure out whose butt looks better in their cammies. I dont believe Gays should be allowed to defend our country obviously they have deep seeded issues that need to be tended to before they take on the task of defending others!
2007-12-17 16:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
There are tons of gays in the military don't be decieved
2007-12-17 17:57:49 · answer #8 · answered by Oorah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How or why would you have an all gay military?
I suppose a gay bomb would kill the enemy... take a generation or so, but eventually...
2007-12-17 16:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by S P 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
World Peace would break out! :)
2007-12-17 16:05:25 · answer #10 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋