If Jesus played goalie for the New Jersey Devils, what would his "saved" percentage be, and would he ever sacrifice himself for the team?
2007-12-17 09:00:01 · 7 answers · asked by fierce beard 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey Free Thinking American - funny! I didn't expect an answer like that.
2007-12-17 09:07:20 · update #1
AM, Mr. Stiggo and Got_Air - all good answers. I posted this because I had to get a laugh today. Thanks so far.
2007-12-17 09:13:09 · update #2
Miche - funny but evil, you're bad ; ).
2007-12-18 01:32:50 · update #3
I would imagine he would only be in the high 80s. I mean first off, he isn't Canadian, Eastern European, or Russian. But at the same time, he looks kind of wirey, and is probably pretty flexible. He does have the playoff beard down, but he needs to trim his bangs to have a hockey haircut. His ability to walk on water doesn't help when the water is frozen, and you are wearing skates. Lastly, he in no way has a hockey name. If his name was Christalou, or Christizac, or even Christekazch, then he would be set.
2007-12-17 09:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's got to work on making those glove saves. It's like the puck goes right through his hand for some reason.
2007-12-17 17:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could you really score on Jesus? Either way, I wouldn't want to play against that team.
Ever seen people look up to heaven after they score? Well, if they score on Jesus, would they tell Him "thanks"?
2007-12-17 17:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by Free Thinker A.R.T. ††† 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about all that but did you know that Satan plays for the Islanders?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/nhl/players/666/
2007-12-17 17:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably not better than Marty's...
2007-12-17 17:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!
Thanks for the laugh...
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2007-12-17 17:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you have way too much time on your hands...
2007-12-17 17:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Scooterette1! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋