2007-12-13 14:00:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Respiratory Diseases
Cough
2007-12-13 14:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in the nurses office and the band room (where I'm sick... cough cough). I have a couple teachers that are just sorry and useless. They don't care and don't keep up and I just don't feel like being bothered with teachers that don't give quality education. Like my Spanish teacher always yells at me and doesn't help much, so I just get my work and leave. I'll go to the nurse and then I'll hang out in the band room and play piano or guitar (and sometimes the drums). I suck at drums and guitar, but I play piano well, it helps me feel better. But as far as staying home, it's my junior year of high school and I don't want to miss too much school so only when my mom dad and lil bro make me really mad then I'll stay home and ralax. I hope you feel better xoxoxo♥
2016-03-15 23:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're trying to get out of school, bad idea to begin with, or even work the best thing to do would be pretend to have an upset stomach. Go to the bathroom, pretend to throw up, come out, tell whomever you're trying to you threw up in a sick pathetic voice and there is no way for them to really tell whether or not it happened. Just remember, you act sick you gotta pretend sick - no jumping around etc .
2007-12-13 14:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by Virginia Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can fake a sore achy lower back and chills. Both are good signs of a bad cold without actually showing symptoms like a runny nose.
2007-12-13 14:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by Keef 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stomach virus is the easiest. I'm sad to be telling you this, but I did it in high school a time or two. The night before start complaining about your stomach and stuff. Go to the bathroom and hide two glasses of water. When you get up the next day pour them into the toilet and make the vomit noise. Don't eat alot, when you're sick you don't want to eat.
haha...takes me back to high school. ... . ...
2007-12-13 14:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by dmbdreamgrl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to a public place all lick all the doorknobs, especially in bathrooms. That's pretty much guaranteed to get you sick.
DON'T FAKE BEING SICK!
Quit being lazy and just go to work or school or whatever it is you are trying to miss by pretending to be sick.
2007-12-13 14:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by Amy E 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you get a heat pack put it on your head for 5 or so minutes and put your hand in the freezer until they are cold then fake coughing and look as pale as you can look
2007-12-13 14:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off and do what he does.
2007-12-13 14:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go cut up an onion and inhale the fumes eyes will get wayery and rub them so they get red and just sniffle alot... and try to make your voice sound hoarse
2007-12-13 14:05:11 · answer #9 · answered by Dee L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snifffffffff cough hack hack cough sniff* why would you want to fake it?!?!? im really sick and would GLADLY give it to you for free. but if you NEED to fake it, just talk all weird like your all clogged up, and keep sniffing, coughing, using jumbo amounts of tissues, etc. or just say your head hurts and you feel dizzy, then kinda fall against the wall and say you really need to lay down. thats all i can think of *sniff cough cough cough sniff* e_e me needs sleep now.
2007-12-13 14:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋