Bachelor party...cake? Female torso..help!!?

Question

Please help, but don't get me deleted. I have to make a cake tomorrow for a bachelor party and I don't have a mold and don't want to buy one. I was thinking of using a pyrex 1.5 quart bowl with tinfoil inserted to a "round" shape. I have no idea if the foil will hold up.

As far as decorating the "cake", I have to get frosting that isn't an alien color and make the tips stick out a little. Candy?

Answer 1

Aw, fer goodness sakes.

Two bowls. White frosting. Two pink gum drops. That's all they are interested in, anyway. You don't need a whole torso.

You could also bake an angel-cake, and stick a topless Barbie in the hole, then put whipped cream around her, and the cake.

Answer 2

Have a Bachelorette party! Go to a strip club with guys or just go get drinks! A really cute thing to do is have a themed bachelorette party. For example, if the bride loves golf - have a golf themed party and so on. Rent a limo and take as many friends of the bride as you can fit in it. You can make tee shirts that say Bride for the Bride-to-Be and Bachelorette for all the other women (Even if they are married). Some people even COMBINE the Bachelor and Bachelorette parties, even though I don't really recommend it. (unless of course, there are a lot of singles at both parties) hope i helped! and good luck!

Answer 3

You can use 2 ....9 inch round cake pans to form the body cutting a semicircle on each side at one end to form the bottom torso, add two cupcakes turned upside down at the top of the other cake half for the top torso ....ice with frosting that you have tinted a flesh color with red and brown coloring paste.....add two tiny pink mints in the center of the cupcakes...hopefully this helps some....Good luck

Answer 4

Use the square cake as someone else mentioned, cut into a hourglass shape. Make two muffins and turn them into the - er - lady lumps. 'glue' them onto the hourglass torso with jam.

For flesh coloured frosting, go out and buy orange (or red/yellow if you can't get orange) food colouring, or brown, depending on whether you want the 'skin' peachy or brown-y coloured. For orange, mix three drops yellow to one drop red of food colouring. Very carefully, just a little bit at a time, add it to a bowl full of white frosting (just buy lots of cheap generic frosting at the grocery store) until you get skin tone.

Use a couple of smarties for the - tips...

Good luck.

Answer 5

I've never done this before but would it work if you made a simple rectangle cake, cut out curves on the side to make it shapely, and then used upside down cupcakes for the chest??? I'm not a baker at all,but this idea just popped into my head - seems quick and easy.

EDIT: Ack! I didn't read the others first...but they suggested it as well...sorry!

Answer 6

Use a large rectangle cake pan and cut the cake to shape, cover it with icing and you wont be able to tell it wasn't baked that way,... have fun!

Answer 7

i wish i could forward you pictures...
Friend in malaysia sent me of a bachelor cake for a buch of japenese men.IT showed steps as a Female,whole body took shape&form,(dont know what exactly it was made of)but chick bones(pure/clean)were moulded around with mixture to get realy real hands,feet,&limbs ect.They even made&coloured(realism)all the internal organs,so when he cut into her,she bled&it was like surgery almost.He cut away a flap so we could see intestines&stuff(a bit gory/sooo effective!)Like they spun her hair out of sugar&made a wig&coloured it black!Wow..she even had natural looking boobs!OH,OH and pubic hair!
This is the maddest stuff i've seen in a while.
Men sitting around drinking(best booze)doing shots&disecting&eating a naked woman cake.IT"S NUTS MAN(sick'n'twisted)yep soooo intriging.
Try sussing out"crazy S--T with food/japan style'or something,i know this doesn't answer you q,just wanted to share(cake'n'all)