An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
Nurse Jones saw him and said "Mr. Smith! I thought you told me your penis died". "It did" he replied; "Today is the viewing."
2007-12-04 21:01:35 · 13 answers · asked by Peace =) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please star if you think its funny, thanks =)
2007-12-04 21:01:51 · update #1
I gave a star to it ! lol
2007-12-04 21:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by mona_atraki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-04 21:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it open for everyone to see or was it inside somewhere comfortable? coz some people choose awake but some people cant stand the pain
2007-12-05 07:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't personally think that is funny but that is just my opinion, sorry!
2007-12-04 21:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
eeewwwww .....
was it standing or lying down ...
what a way for an open viewing ....
it should interred into a cave ....
2007-12-04 21:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 bt its still funny lol :)
2007-12-04 21:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-12-04 22:46:11 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.......but find something more interesting for earning stars.
2007-12-04 22:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by From Planet Blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-04 22:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny indeed.
2007-12-04 21:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋