If you cat could talk, what do you think he/she would say?

Question

Just curious as sometimes dont you just get he feeling your cat is desperately trying to talk to you but cant get the words out!?

I think my kitten would say "Mommie look at meeee, look at meee, look what I can do"!!"

Answer 1

Georgie: "HEllooooo? Yea you - I'm right here. That's right - you should be looking at ME, not a magic screen thingy... GOSH! What does that thing have that I don't have?"

But seriously - Georgie's got his own journal and everything:
http://www.catster.com/cats/69167

I'm not hogging the computer ALL the time.

Answer 2

There are 4 cats in my house. I love to think up what they might be saying because they look at me like I'm supposed to understand.

1. I just don't understand humans
2. Why wasn't I born with opposable thumbs?
3. Get with the program, lady.... it's time to eat.
4. Rub my tummeeee, rub my tummeee.... me first

We had a lot of laughs thinking up ways we could make up job descriptions for each cat, based on their personalities. One would be a motivational speaker, another a scam artist. One would be a health inspector and the last one would be a union organizer. We laughed ourselves silly and we weren't even drinking!

Answer 3

Good question.
I'm pretty sure mine would say, "Where have you been all day?" or "Are you still typing?" or "What are you eating? I want some!"
Check out these books: Straight From the Horse's Mouth and The Language of Miracles by Amelia Kincade. She teaches you how to communicate with animals. It's eye-opening. I've learned a lot.

Answer 4

Mommyyy!!! I used to be the only cat in the house. And n ow you got that *shudder* kitten.

You love her more don't you?? I want love too! No, not right now! Ack! Now I want to run away. Put me down. Mommie, why did you put me down? You like the kitten more don't you? I want attention too! (repeat as needed)

Answer 5

If you ve bin a good master then it will probably say thank you
otherwise you know whats everyother person tells you when you dont fulfill their expectations .

Love your pets and you'll know what he says to you even though it can't speak up too for dat

Answer 6

I get that impression sometimes.. I think she would say something along of the lines of..

"Why on earth is that video game thing glued to your hands, can't you put it down and pet me for another 15 minutes or so?"

But my cat can be kind of arrogant like that... :-D

Answer 7

My cat Freaky would say "hold still I’m sleeping here....fine I'll be on your bed" Over her shoulder on her way to my room “Oh and don’t think I have forgotten about you letting all those other cats in MY house."
Katsu while sitting on the TV looking down at us. would say "feed me you" or "fear me"
Colby: "Just pour the food and DON’T touch me"
Snapper: "So whatcha eating"
Boris: "Give me some of that"
Shelby: "Play with me"
Sage would just snuggle "I love you"
Badger: "duh"
Simbee: “So where are they I know you’ve got them where are my cheetoos”

Answer 8

I just want to be looved (He'd have an English accent)
Pay attention to meeeeee
Yes, I know I'm beautiful, pet me.
The center is MY spot on the bed
Trip, trip, just trip. Dang it I thought she was going to trip.

Answer 9

Fooooooood! Sleeeeeeeeep! Plaaaaaaay! Oh and for goodness sake, stop touching me when I am on you lap otherwise I will use my best evil stare and then bite you!

Answer 10

My cat expresses eloquently whatever he needs to say, and he understands perfectly whatever I tell him. So there is no problem of communication between us.