One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. They ask, "So, Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
2007-12-04 19:41:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10, star, excellent.
2007-12-06 21:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing horse, proper rhythmic, he's clearly somewhat out of shape and could choose some conditioning and a experienced rider, He might opt to drop his withers and purely pound around on the forehand. This coach does get a effective holiday from him. he's somewhat practise, no longer purely attempting to place a enormously holiday on him. Doing the flexing to the exterior, whilst no longer suitable in the prepare ring, is a very sensible thank you to get a horse back on the exterior rein that needs to lean on the interior rein. (basic beginner proprietor mistake) see if he has any x rays on report at his vet that could desire to be sent on your vet. He could have been vetted and not handed for somebody else. save in mind that the objective of the vetting is to point out all the blemishes and zits, so there ought to be some. If he has not at all had *x rays (I also have a pair of horses that have purely been xrayed from the coronets down =) then this is high quality. till now you're making the force, it may desire to be worth a pair hundred to have his knees and hocks regarded at. by using getting x rays sent on your vet, that takes the subjective component to the opinion out of the image. If all this is high quality, then plan a visit up early sooner or later, holiday in the evening, then see him and holiday back the subsequent morning. in case you get relatively fortunate, the business enterprise may even positioned you up. 8 hours is long, yet for this high quality, if he did ok on the x rays and had a destructive coggins, i might threat it. a number of of horses are being marketed intense to maintain the looky-bathrooms at bay, yet they are going to be satisfied to no longer be feeding this horse face for the subsequent 6 months. relatively basic! I even have got here across that individuals finding to hide something are the final ones to be keen to diminish their fees; they provide the impression of being to sense that they could desire to "get some return on their investment"
2016-10-19 05:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 21:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JJShroff said it pretty cool. In the same vein, I give you the smallest poem in the world-
Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to sh..
Only farted.
2007-12-06 06:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by ven_god_ky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..good. deserves a return gift.....
Q: what is the height of bad luck?
A: you try hard to control the pressure,
reach up to a public toilet,
buy ur ticket,
wait for your turn
and
when you sit on commode...
you fart!!!
2007-12-04 21:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...lol...star!!!
2007-12-04 21:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-04 20:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by lyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-04 20:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Haha , funny !!! Star ! lol *
2007-12-04 19:46:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE *
2007-12-04 19:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋