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A young girl hadn't been feeling well, so she went to her family doctor. The doctor ran some tests and then told her she was pregnant.

The girl said, "I can't be! The only men I've been around are nudists from my colony and we only practice sex with our eyes."

"Well, my dear," said the doctor. "Someone in that colony must be cockeyed."

2007-12-04 19:30:54 · 20 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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hehehe, another immaculate conception, and so near Christmas

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2007-12-04 19:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1 0

That woman being pregnant and her being a nudist are two completely unrelated things. Women who are nudists/naturists carry on like normal when they are pregnant and usually are quite proud to show to their other nudist friends how their body changes throughout the pregnancy. Women who are naturists (slightly different from nudist) embrace even more fully the natural processes of their pregnancy as much as the natural beauty of nudity. Years ago when I was more regularly active on one nudist forum, one of the female members was pregnant and was very happy to post frequent update photos of her nude pregnant self as she changed over the months. Everybody offered a lot of compliments and support.

2016-04-07 10:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-04 21:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Cute!

2007-12-04 19:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jojo 3 · 1 0

111% brill mate

2007-12-04 19:48:40 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1 0

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2007-12-04 20:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Tony 5 · 0 0

Ha ha, like it

2007-12-04 19:41:55 · answer #7 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1 0

haha now thats funny lol :)

2007-12-04 21:07:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao another excellent joke from you.

2007-12-04 19:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1 0

hahaha

2007-12-04 20:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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