Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.
The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.
The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle God kept.
The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the air, and what God wants, God takes!"
2007-12-04 19:12:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*HA hahahaaaaa !!!!!
2007-12-06 22:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happens to all the money that falls back down and hits the circle or vice versa? if god gets that money too he is double dipping, the rabbi should just keep all of it, that would be funnier
2007-12-05 03:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by Michael B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sneaky rabbi...
2007-12-05 03:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-12-05 03:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jhahahahaha, its randomely funny
2007-12-05 03:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-07 05:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lyep its funny
2007-12-05 03:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by kev l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a single bit funny but i think its funny because it is the most un-funny joke i ever seen ...lololololoolololol
2007-12-05 03:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
* haha great joke , Got an other ? =] *
2007-12-05 03:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well said joker
2007-12-05 03:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by JOHNNY M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same old joke.
2007-12-05 03:26:43 · answer #11 · answered by prasi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋