A man absolutely hated his wifes cat and decided to get rid of it one day by driving 20 streets away from his home leaving it in at the park. As he was getting home the cat was walking up the drive way.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 streets away. he pulled the cat out and headed home. driving back up his high way was his cat
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn left ,right past the until he bridge then right again took many turnings. until he reached what was a safe distance and left the cat there.
Hours later he calls home to his wife jen is the cat home
yes his wife answers y do u ask
the man answered put that ****** on the phone im lost and i need directions
2007-12-04 19:02:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!! LMAO!
That is just too funny. Loved it. Thanks.
DE
2007-12-05 18:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i thought the joke was cute. it can be a little uneasy for men to buy bars for their wife's. that's why they how sales ladies,that can help men.
2016-05-28 06:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 21:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I need to hire that cat!
lol!
Tj
2007-12-06 07:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaghhahahaah....it was abit confusing , use dialog next time
2007-12-04 19:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-04 20:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by Res T 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
Serves him right!
WS
2007-12-06 07:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Woody 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOLOL good joke.
2007-12-04 19:05:32 · answer #8 · answered by simply_me 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WHOA!!!!! LMAO. too funny.
2007-12-06 13:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋