Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself.
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Woman : "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Woman : "No, they spread."
2007-12-04 15:51:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For petes sake what was she thinking of. Thanks for making me laugh believe me thats hard work.
2007-12-05 11:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the hell they spread then that means alcohol isnt bad for her for the man who will buy her alcohol!Rofl!!
2007-12-06 04:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-12-05 04:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rsrsrsrsrsrs..... It was myself before the man who has bought her an expensive cocktail... Rsrsrsrsrs.... :))
2007-12-05 02:17:24 · answer #4 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-04 23:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by catt_her_ine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How stupid of the woman to say that!!
2007-12-05 00:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by love 2008 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, sounds like me!
2007-12-05 01:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dirty joke! haha
2007-12-05 07:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i know her, heck, i think i married her once lol
2007-12-04 23:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by dadforfive 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha naughty but nice.
2007-12-07 03:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋