A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool?"
"Uh..... Is this 832-4821?"
2007-12-04 15:15:04 · 11 answers · asked by Mera 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one.
2007-12-04 15:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 21:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Almost good. The only thing I see that is wrong with the joke is that the other house probably wouldn't have a gun in the den.
2007-12-04 15:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by Johnno 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yeah the gun thing is a slight problem. But thats because its typed if you would have said it Im pretty sure I wouldnt notice. Funny
2007-12-04 15:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by PTK 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nice one the gun part is pardoned.
2007-12-05 00:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by gentleman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahahahaaaa!!!! wonder how long the guy's court procedures were.
HAHAHA that was a GOOD JOKE!
2007-12-04 15:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by fatiimaq08 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-04 16:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by Res T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was depressing,,,, but funny xxxxxx lol
2007-12-04 19:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-12-04 16:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by African Queen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-04 15:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by Trish 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋