If you were God what would you say?

Answer 1

all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Answer 2

If I were God, I would tell this story.


A man went to a barbershop to have
his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work,
They talked about so many things
and various subjects.

When they eventually touched on
the subject of God, the barber said:
'I don't believe that God exists.'

'Why do you say that?'
asked the customer.
'Well, you just have to go out in
the street to realize that God
doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists,
would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be neither
suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine loving a God who
would allow all of these things.'

The customer thought for a moment,
but didn't respond because he didn't
want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer
left the shop.
Just after he left the barbershop,
he saw a man in the street with long,
stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed
beard.
He looked dirty and un-kept.

The customer turned back and entered
the barber shop again and he said
to the barber:
'You know what? Barbers do not exist.'

'How can you say that?'
asked the surprised barber.
'I am here, and I am a barber.
And I just worked on you!'

'No!' the customer exclaimed.
'Barbers don't exist because
if they did, there would be no
people with dirty long hair
and untrimmed beards,
like that man outside.'

'Ah, but barbers DO exist!
What happens is, people
do not come to me.'

'Exactly!'-
affirmed the customer.
'That's the point!
God, too, DOES exist!
What happens, is, people
don't go to Him
and do not look for Him.
That's why there's so much pain
and suffering in the world.'

Answer 3

Hey Christians stop putting everything on me! That's why I gave you brains, (well at least to some of you).
Listen to me, that tale about Adam and Eve, not true. Where do you think scientists came up with the evolution theory? I gave it to them. That why some of you act like Baboons!, specially your President. Sorry about that one, I was taking a brake. He slipped through the cracks.
Stop killing, bashing, telling lies, and harassing people on my NAME!!! That's what I wanted for everybody, freedom of speech, freedom of credence, I'm not a punisher to those that don't believe in me! I really love everybody even thou they have different thinking.
All of you are my children, there are no favorites or chosen, to me you are all the same!

Answer 4

I would tell people that I have already said enough in my word the Bible and to read it. I would send them to John 3 :16
I would tell them that I said " Study to show yourself approved, a workman tht needeth not to be ashamed, rightull deviding the word of truth."
I would tell them the I LOVE them and will never leave or forsake them.

Answer 5

first off, i wouldn't have been nearly as patient as my God has been. i probably would have said "I give up" by now. it's a good thing i'm not God, huh? God is good!

Answer 6

i just thank God that I'm not, i like to leave God responsible for his promises to me ,, He will never let me down, i let people down all the time

Answer 7

i would say nothing. god does not have to say anything.

Answer 8

assuming there is a god?
I'd say stop worrying about me, stop fighting in my name.

Answer 9

" I have no real existence, you fashioned me out of the universe, I speak to you through your mind, the way you begot me"

Answer 10

Narf!




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