Three men go up to heaven, and St Peter meets them at the gate. He says to them "Before you can pass, you must tell me what you would like to hear said about you at your funeral."
The first man steps up, and he says "I was a doctor, and I would like people to say that I was excellent at my job and saved a lot of lives."
"Very good," says St Peter, "Enter heaven!"
The second man steps up and says "I was a teacher, and I would like to hear people say that I was excellent at my job and made a real difference to children, because they are the future!"
St Peter lets the man pass into heaven.
The third man steps up, looking nervous. "Well", he says. "I guess, if I could hear anything, I'd want them to say...
Look, he's moving!!"
2007-12-04 14:05:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's pretty funny, I havent heard that one on here, have a star.
P.S. I hope when I die, people say wasn't that the guy Tattie Soup gave 10 points to?
2007-12-04 14:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Will S 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hi, Im 13 too! I know exactly what you're talking about! I was like that for at least 9 months and I still have slight feelings of sadness/depression, I still am very hyper and my brain is constantly buzzing, and I used to think about how regretfull everyone would be if I died and how sorry people would be and I think I know the answer to your problems and please don't get mad at me for saying this...I think you have ADD or ADHD. I have ADD and when I was diagnosed the docter said people (especially teens with a high load of stress...even silly, made up stress) have anxiaty which leads to sadness. The best way to deal with this is go to a psycholigist or a docter and ask them about it. They will help you a lot!!! I'm now happy, my mom and I have a better relationship, and my grades are a lot better! I can now talk to people about this because I know I'm not crazy and I know what's going on. I wish you the best of luck! I hope I helped! -Julia =)
2016-05-28 05:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by delores 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic joke indeed! Thanks for the smile.
I want everyone to say - I can't believe he had the group Kansas come here to sing 'Dust In The Wind'... as my ashes are being scattered 'in the wind' although I haven't decided where just yet. Probably the Jersey Shore. The New Jersey, USA one, not the British Channel Island one.
Dust in Wind Lyrics from Kansas
I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.
Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.
2007-12-04 16:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by cnjswimmer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
I think I'd want people at my funeral to say
"Her family will live very well for the rest of their lives with her life insurance money, now where are the drinks - let's party!"
It would be nice.
I wish I'd be able to see my own funeral, but I already know I'll be late for it!
Peace!
2007-12-04 14:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats actually quite funny, well done if its yours!
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2007-12-04 14:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by pokerfacedanny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was good!! Very original (I've never heard it!) *star* for you!
2007-12-04 14:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-04 20:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id like them to say- D@#$ he sure could fart.
2007-12-04 15:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny, quite amusing.
2007-12-04 15:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Crzyxswirls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
follow that coffin.lol
2007-12-04 17:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋