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Ok, got it in your head? Now, answer it!

2007-12-04 13:26:34 · 14 answers · asked by I'm an Atheist 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Is it true that Jews won't eat Mohammed because it has "ham" in it?

2007-12-04 13:58:44 · update #1

14 answers

You mean even better than this one?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At5ovG7HVAwEiAGpjeAeAk7d7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20071204182509AAwYYHc

2007-12-04 13:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2007-12-04 21:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

If Jesus came like a thief in the night it would serve him right if someone hit him over the head with a frying pan!

2007-12-04 21:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2 0

I saw on the news tonight that Christ has returned and is currently shutting down and holding the leadership of organized religion accountable for their lies. Did you see it also?

2007-12-04 21:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Old guy 5 · 1 0

Do you want to be saved by Christ and have everlasting life with Him in the place where everything is perfect?

My answer to that is YES!

2007-12-04 22:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 0 0

The answer is praise God I see the light. The question is the one that finally convinces all the atheists that the Christian God is real and loves them.

2007-12-04 21:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by Bible warrior 5 · 0 1

Because God by definition has to be Truth itself, Goodness itself, infinite, and above space/time while still being expressed consistantly within it.

2007-12-04 21:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think this sounded funnier before you typed it. Am I right?

2007-12-04 21:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel the Atheist 4 · 0 1

The devil made me do it.

SAVE ME Jeebus! -Homer Simpson

2007-12-04 21:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What will happen with this planet in the future?

2007-12-04 21:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Tuna casserole for everyone!

2007-12-04 21:30:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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