For those of you who went to Catholic school?

Question

What's the worst thing you ever did at catholic school?

I'll go first. I didn't attend one but my cousin did. Her school was having a little fair and my grandma took us to it. We got bored and went into the bathroom to throw spitballs on the ceiling. When the ceiling was full we got the mirrors, then the walls.

Answer 1

I was in a Catholic school when I was 9. One day after stealing a pack of my mother's smokes, I was smoking one when I accidently stuck the hot end up my nose and burned the inside of my nose pretty good. Of course I didn't dare tell my mother. Great big scabs formed in my nose. For a couple of weeks, while in class, anytime I wanted to go to the bathroom or go get a drink of water, all I would have to do is reach up and pull one of those scabs a little bit and my nose would start bleeding. So I would have an excuse to leave class.

Answer 2

All girls highschool....Went into the chapel's rectory for a smoke, after-hours.

Cliffnotes version: You think that was 'bad'.... I witnessed a Halloween General Assembly gone horribly wrong- a male teacher in a miniskirt and a tube top giving the Mistress of Discipline a full-contact lap dance in front of the entire school and faculty.... everyone was able to see up his skirt.... worst part was, the first years were in the front row getting off on it. *shudders* The fallout the next day was rediculous.

Answer 3

I really did not do anything too bad. In second grade however we had this weird boy who always used to tell everyone he had pink underwear. One time the teacher left the classroom to go down the hall and left me in charge, again. Mike the guy in my class decided that was the day he was going to show everyone his pink underwear once and for all. He was not lying. I never told the teacher when she came back. Still traumatized by the situation 20 years later.

Answer 4

at my catholic elementary school I wrote stuff about different people all over the bathroom walls, and body checked this guy that I hated into someone else and there was a domino affect, and I just ran away after they all fell at my highschool

Answer 5

haha ok me and my buddy would pee in the heaters in the bathroom ( haha u can imagine the smell, they were soo hott and it was disgusting)

we would also pee on the toilet paper rolls, like from the side so it would be soaked completly haha and when somone would take a #2 they would have nothing to wipe with hahaha( or they would grab pee filled paper hehe)

also we took glue and put it all over the toilet seat...left it...came back to find crap in the toilet and the glue was all smeared hahahaha so some kid sat on it and got glue all over his as.s hahaha, good timessss eh

Answer 6

Bahaha. I threatened a girl with a fork in second grade. Almost got suspended.


My friends got caught making out in the janitor's closet last year. :-)

Answer 7

When I was in High School I would roll up my uniform skirt so it was super short after I got to school. I was one of THOSE catholic school girls.

Answer 8

A priest was coming into our class to speak to us about the bible so a friend and I quickly inverted the crucifix and drew a bunch of satanic symbols on the chalkboard. It was halarious.. he didn't even notice the entire time.

Answer 9

Why you naughty little vixen.
I had to clean that mess up, you know.

Afriend of mine (in his late 50s)
claims a nun stapled his lips together
for talking in class.

Ow.

Answer 10

We did the same thing! OMG!!!!