What's the most despicable thing you've ever done in a church, or a church parking lot?

Question

Hope I get some interesting answers here...

You guys just love talking about being bad, don't you? Linzy likey.

LOL @ Born Again Atheist! That's classic.

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Answer 1

During a church service -- took several trips to the bathroom to, uh, "play in the snow".

In a church parking lot -- I had *gasp* same-sex relations.

So Linz, when do we get to hear yours? :))

Answer 2

Well our familly really doesnt go to church, we're like an undecided familly. My parents are christian, my brother is a STRONG athiest, and I just have no idea. Though I do beleive in God...
Anyway, I have been there a few times with friends and when our familly still went. I guess the worst would be when I was driving my dad's good car around the parking lot when I was 12 or 13 for practice. (The legal permit here is 15. Long before legal age)
Also I didn't clean up my dog's doo-doo from the church grass by the parking lot at least twice lol. I didn't have a bag or anything!
And I used to be in girl scouts, which was in the church sometimes and when there wern't parents around I'd been known to cuss a lot or run around 'un-ladylike' And I bet you that back when I was 4 or 5 and had bathroom issues I'd proboby ploggled a toilet (or two maybe) :D lol you probobly didnt want to know that but you asked!

Answer 3

OK, this is true. Back in 2002 I was going through some financial difficulty and went for a part-time job at Pizza Hut as a delivery rider, as I can ride a motorbike but am allergic to cars. When I got there for my trial the boss told me I was going out shotgun in a car. I thought 'well, it's only for half an hour, I'll be okay... I can hold the vomit back for that long.' The little teenage bastard drove the car as if he'd stolen it, handbrake turns, 180s, the lot. After just 2 miles I dived out the door and barfed outside the local church, in the process serving up some 'pavement pizza'. The boss didn't offer me a job, by the way, although you've probably already guessed that.

EDIT: It was Baptists... sorry Baptists

Answer 4

New Testament Store House = Pastor's Wallet. Tithing advocates claim that tithing existed before the law was given and therefore it carries over to the NT Christians. What about the Leverite law (the custom of marrying the brother or nearest male relative of a deceased husband). It existed before the law and later incorprated into the law of Moses (Remember Judah, Tamar, Er and Onan and the daughters of Zelophead). Jesus did not say that the Leverite law was no longer applicable when the Sadducees asked him about that. Regarding Matthew 23:23/Luke 11:42 - Jesus was talking to Pharisees and Scribes where still living under the Mosaic law. Jesus also said the leper who was healed of leprosy not to tell anyone, does it mean that we should not tell anyone if we are healed off something? Jesus celebrated passover and why don't we celebrate passover? Jesus told the rich young man that he must follow the commandments of Moses in order to inherit the eternal life. Can we also give the same answer to unbelievers who wants to be born again?

Answer 5

Had sex in the back seat of my car.

It probably ranks as the most uncomfortable sexual experience I've ever had. And not because it was in a church parking lot and God was watching, but because I had a Chevrolet Cavalier at the time and Cavalier backseats are ridiculously small.

Plus I had to keep popping my head up every 2-3 minutes to make sure the vice cops weren't lurking around.

It was so cramped that we both finally said the hell with it and neither of us got any satisfaction. I guess that was God's punishment for us practicing a heathen fertility ritual in his backyard.

We chose to do it in a Lutheran church parking lot because I was a Lutheran at the time (atheist now of course), and I figured if we got busted I could at least pull the Lutheran card and maybe get a little slack.

Answer 6

I had just played a concert in a Nazarene church, I was in an orchestra. I wanted to change out of my tux so I looked around and nobody was near. Just about the time I get my clothes off here comes a bunch of people. I sitting there in my car with no pants and here's all these blue haired old ladys walking around by my car. I just sat there with my pants over my lap until they left.

Answer 7

This didn't happen at church or in their parking lot but it's a funny story nonetheless. I was at Six Flags with a friend and we got bored and went out to the parking lot to smoke a bowl. We sat on the back bumper of a church van. When we were done we cashed the bowl out on the bumper and left it there.

SAVE ME Jeebus! -Homer Simpson

Answer 8

Linz, i have done a number of unspeakable naughty things in churches.....but I like to think tha the bathroom isn't part of the church.

lmfao. And it was a baptist church while I was an atheist, so it doesn't count anyway, lol.

EDIT:
And neither is the playground for the little kids. Which, was outside.

Answer 9

Smoked weed and meth, ate acid, drank a lot, blasphemed God, had sex with multiple girls, had fistfights with multiple guys. This was during my teenage years, when we used to all hang out and party in the parking lot of a little country Baptist church. This was all typical Saturday night stuff. I'm Christian now, and wouldn't dream of doing any of those things, especially in a church parking lot.

Answer 10

Had sex in the back yard of a church in the grass and numerous times in a car in the parking lot.