.... though I must say, it is not exactly "rated G" material....
Three men gets stuck on a deserted island. There are cannibals on the island, which capture them. Their chief walks up to the men and tells them to bring ten fruits, all of which are the same type. So, guy 1 goes, and finds a bunch of bananas. He comes back to the tribal village and the leader tells him to stuff all ten up his *** or he'll be cooked and eaten. Also, he must not change his facial expression. he gets to two and then screams a little. He gets eaten.
Next, guy 2 comes back. He has ten grapes. The leader tells him the same thing. He gets up to nine and then bursts out laughing.
Later, in heaven, guy 1 meets guy 2 and asks why he started to laugh. Guy 2 responds that he'd seen guy 3 return, and that he'd brought pineapples as his fruit.
2007-12-04 12:38:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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laugh quitly to myslef
2007-12-04 12:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
three men are out yachting on the ocean and a storm blows them way out to a middle of nowhere dessert island
so they decide that they'd go ashore to get some relief from all the bouncing around on the sea in the storm
all of a sudden a group of headhunters catches them and lines them up in front of the chief
the chief informs them that because they came ashore without an invitation that they'd all have to die and their skins would be used for the repair of the canoe type boats
and he told them they each had to choose the weapon that would be used to end their lives and that they had to do it themselves
the first guy says give me a gun
and he blows his head off
the second guy says a gun's too loud give me a large sword
and he turns it puts it in the sand and falls on it
the third guy watching all of this said give me a fork
the chief looks at him a bit funny but gives him a fork
then the guy starts repeatedly poking himself allover shouting "YOU AIN'T MAKIN' OR FIXIN' NO CANOE OUTTA ME"
hahaha
cheers
2007-12-04 21:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it. I've seen it delivered better, however. It's more effective with quotes instead of narration.
2007-12-04 20:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it b4 and it's even funnier 2nd time around!!
2007-12-04 20:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by queensruleall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that a thousand times and I still hate it.
2007-12-04 20:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So interesting! Nice joke! ^^
2007-12-04 21:34:51 · answer #6 · answered by xXJelloxXElloxX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That is so funny
2007-12-05 02:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by nilla2124 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-05 00:02:56 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE,HE,HE FUNNY
2007-12-04 22:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by fdk30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋