Ben got a thorn in his finger and wept uncontrollably. johnny tried to consol him.
"Don't worry, Ben..I'll ask mum for a cup of cider to put it in, that'll fix it."
"Sob, will that, sob, work, sob sob..??"
"Well, I've heard my big sister say that every time she gets a big prick in her hand...she always puts it in cider."
2007-12-04 10:49:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome!!! Star-shaped votey thing for you,
A copy'n'paste joke for the email circuit for me.
Glad there's no copyright laws on YA. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-12-04 12:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I didn't get it at 1st but after about 10 secs it hit home. Can always count on little Johnny for a good laugh
2016-04-07 08:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 11:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Johnny is in for a shock.
2007-12-04 10:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, itz little brothers like that that make u wanna jump off a cliff (or push them off a cliff), lmao!!! he's so hilarious, though!
2007-12-04 10:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats mint lol
2007-12-04 11:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by Kit T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he he good one ha ha
2007-12-04 19:50:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i get it johnny's sister puts it inside her! am i right?
2007-12-04 22:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by xoxapplepiexox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh little johnny
will he ever learn!
2007-12-04 10:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-04 20:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋