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...Little Fairies used to help Father Christmas deliver Christmas trees? They were special and quiet strong fairies and although they were small they delivered trees two at a time. Well one particualr Christmas there was a huge rush on with the trees and Father Christams got in a right old grump because the elves muddled the orders and one of the reindeer was ill. At the end of of a very busy Christmas Eve one worn out fairy returned from her last shift for the year, she was very worried because she had a tree left over and nowhere to deliver it. Cautiously she returned to the boss, who by now was in foul mood. He was covered in soot, a bit tipsy on sherry and he was soking his tired old feet in a bowl.
The Fairy rushed in a said "On Father Christmas what shall I do, I have a tree left over and don't know what to do, were shall I put it?" Father Christmas glared and growled his angry reply and that is why, to this day, we always put the fairy on the top of the Christmas tree!

2007-12-04 10:45:46 · 21 answers · asked by bumbleboi 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Ceiling Cat, don't bandy inappropriate and insulting remarks around because apart form being unfair it is also makes you look a prize
T W A T! Oh and consider yourself reported, Merry Christmas you loser!

2007-12-04 19:53:16 · update #1

21 answers

So do we hang Christmas balls on the tree as a mark of respect for the elves messing up the the orders?

2007-12-04 21:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-10-19 04:30:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The modern Christmas tree would crumble under the weight of today's fairies!

2007-12-04 10:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by snaxnsnynems 1 · 2 0

Who is the fairy on top? Is it an angel decoration cause lots of people put the angel there-----reason unknown and for decoration only.

2007-12-04 10:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0 1

thats a true lie if you are christian this is how the story goes. jesus was born that day and a star from above showed everyone the way to where he was and thats why the stars always go on top of a tree.

2007-12-04 10:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by beautifulblackprincess1234589 2 · 0 2

i never knew that i feel kinda bad for the fairy santa needs to loosen up

2007-12-04 10:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol! Funny! 100!

2007-12-04 11:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Haha, eeeew... Raped fairy... Funny one!

2007-12-04 10:50:04 · answer #8 · answered by vllyofthedamned 2 · 0 1

hahahaha

2007-12-04 20:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Phh-duh. So obvious.

2007-12-04 10:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by A failure in general 1 · 0 3

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