how come every time you get arrested you go to jail and have to eat that nasty soup. i know one time when that happened i went to the bathroom at the mall. there i m et this nice young lady who offered to lend me $70. so i just took the money and rann with it. so then there i was in the parking lot at my house triming leaves off my car. my daughter or son or whatever it is came outside to see what i was doing and i said
SHOPPING!!!!!!!
i love to shop that's why i went to the grocery store to buy a pair of jordans for my christmas/spring break.
i hope u enjoyed my story about my life
2007-12-04 10:35:35 · 13 answers · asked by Tay S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When they send you to jail, all you have to do is kill a guard.
It's common sense, if you are going to kill guards, the last place they want you to be is where all the guards are!!
2007-12-04 10:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by Will S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-05 05:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh, the life of a criminal. How adventurous. I envy you. And that verbal exchange with your daughter or son or whatever shows me that you truly love them.
2007-12-04 18:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry, I enjoyed your story about your life. you get a star
2007-12-04 18:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh Jail, how Imiss that place.
You know, all you have to do, is click your heels together and say,
Theres no place like jail.
Theres no place like jail.
Theres no place like jail,
2007-12-04 18:43:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
hmmmmmmm nice story. wish i understood it.
2007-12-04 19:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was awesome and random.
=D
2007-12-04 18:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by Silly Kid =P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure did =l
2007-12-04 18:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by ~KLUMSY~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-12-04 18:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
uh
was this suppose to be funny???
2007-12-04 18:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋