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I started hearing strange noises coming from his room, so I very quietly opened the door, and there he is, masturbating at porn.I threw the door opened and screamed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?".He threw his hands up on the keyboard, trying to shut the porn off, but it was too late.I've taken his computer away and beat him with my belt.Anything else I can do?

2007-12-04 09:47:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

Won't this upset baby Jesus?

2007-12-04 10:06:37 · update #1

BUT MASTURBATING IS A SIN!IT'S UNHOLY!

2007-12-04 10:15:17 · update #2

YOU GET CANCER IF YOU DO IT!

2007-12-04 10:20:19 · update #3

All of you will burn in hell.........

2007-12-04 10:28:39 · update #4

16 answers

you've done everything WRONG.

you don't take away ur kid's computer and beat him because he was looking at porn and masturbating.

1.) everyone needs their privacy. would you want ur son barging in on u and ur husband having sex cuz he "heard noises"?? I THINK NOT.

u should have just left it alone.

it's a natural thing.

2007-12-04 10:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by Alyssa Lynn 3 · 1 0

no offense... but what you did is sooo wrong!!
would you rather him masturbating at porn or having sex with girls?
thats normal. sheesh lady.... how can you beat a kid up for doing something like that?
ah... i feel sooo bad for your son!! thats trauma! what if you were in his shoes? would you like your mom to come in while you were masturbating?
poor kid...

and havent you ever heard of knocking?

this may sound rude... but what you did was cruel.
i think you should apologize...

and about the jesus thing.... no one is perfect.he needs to let off some of that steam. these days, thats alot better than most other boys do.

EDIT: well, so is sex.
let me ask you a question: "where you perfect as a kid?"
can you honestly say to god that you have never done anything bad? not once in your life? youve never got horny?
and think about it, its ALOT worse for boys....



EDIT: THATS FUNNY. you get CANCER cuz you masturbate?? my aunt died of CANCER and it wasnt because she was MASTURBATING! she was a great person who always helped others. she got it just like that.
so WHOS the one whos going to burn in hell?
how about JAIL FOR ABUSING YOU CHILD??

I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT WIPPING A KID WAS AGAINST THE LAW!!!

B....

2007-12-04 18:10:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He cant get his hand pregnant.
Go ahead let him play with himself everyone does it sometimes. Dont act liek when yuo were yougn you never did lol.
Apologize for beating him and tell him he cant watch porn on the computer because it gives you viruses and give him a magazine or something.

2007-12-04 17:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kiy N 2 · 2 0

Hilarious!

2007-12-04 17:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by infidel-louie 5 · 0 0

Shroom....was it YOUR porn? Is that why you are upset? Seems like living with you could be a bit stressful or being you could be stressfull too. I'm gonna need you to relax...what method will YOU choose?

2007-12-04 22:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by The Evolution of T. 6 · 0 0

it is natural for boys to masturbate because biys get really horny. Would u rather have your boy sneaking out giving sex to girls and get them pregnat or for him to masturbate, which is pretty normal. All boys masturbate at a certain age for a while, its a part of life.

2007-12-04 17:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by hockey12611 3 · 1 0

Apologize. What the hell are you doing beating him for exploring his sexual fantasies in a safe and controlled manner?

2007-12-04 17:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by Mister Cookie 1 · 1 0

If this is a real question, then give his computer back and let him do what come naturally.

2007-12-04 17:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by teach 3 · 0 0

Lighten up while you still can.You didn't mention his age.I suppose you never did anything like that as a child or as an adult.

2007-12-04 17:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You need some serious help. Your son is not the problem, YOU ARE!!! Your actions will scar your son for life. GOOD GOING!!!

2007-12-04 18:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by pammi716 3 · 1 0

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