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Is this a miracle from the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

That's one deity we haven't heard from lately! Is she making her return?

2007-12-04 09:18:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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We must be in the same time zone... it's a lovely dusk here, too.

That must mean the IPU is real!

2007-12-04 09:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes. I was raised as a Methodist and now I am a Catholic. An important reason I became a Catholic was because I realized that the Catholic Church, with its links to Jesus' apostles, and as the organization that selected the New Testament, has greater understanding of what those books mean than protestors trying to read the Catholic scriptures without a comparable grounding in history. For example, "all have sinned" is a good generalization, but it is a misreading to take it as absolutely inviolable. To do so, you would have to say that Jesus sinned! I have no problem with the information that Jesus' mother never sinned. A similar rule is, "Smoking causes cancer." That means there is a very strong likelihood that if you smoke enough, you'll get cancer. The exceptional cases of lifetime heavy smokers that do not get cancer does not falsify the truth of the rule. Similarly, that there are occasional saints that never sin does not falsify the truth that all of us have committed sin. Test the Catholic views, and you will find that they better explain the scriptures (see link). Cheers, Bruce

2016-05-28 04:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The entire sky? In 360 degrees? Do you live at the North Pole?

2007-12-04 09:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Spread this blasphemous garbage somewhere else, heathen! Everyone knows the one TRUE GOD is the only one with authority over the heavens and earth.

And that god is the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! May his noodly appendages fall upon thee. :D

2007-12-04 14:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The sky is dark when I get out of work. Is the unicorn abandoning me?

2007-12-04 09:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I heard somewhere that the more beautiful the sunset, the more pollution is in the air.
Not sure if it's true. But makes sense.

2007-12-04 09:22:34 · answer #6 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 1 0

I wish the sky over my head was as beautiful.
I Cr 13;8a

2007-12-04 11:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

No, it's a new sauce from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2007-12-04 09:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by CRtwenty 5 · 4 0

Red sky at night, sailor's delight.

Weigh anchor, Matey! Arrrr!

2007-12-04 09:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

it is the reflection of hell fires on the sky...
As it is a sign of high pollution levels or any small particles in the air.

2007-12-04 09:22:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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