One day Adam was sitting in the garden of Eden, when Eve ran to him screaming: "That's it, I can't take it anymore! Are you cheating on me?"
Adam was confused and said "Eve, how can I be cheating on you? You're the only woman on the world..."
Eve calmed down, and they changed the subject, but she remained restless...
Late that night Adam was woken up but an unpleasant feeling...
Eve was touching his torso...
"What are you doing woman?", Adam screamed.
"Shut up, I'm counting your ribs!" xD
2007-12-04 08:10:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
According to the Bible, God made Eve from one of Adam's ribs.
So now she's counting to see if any other rib is missing. :)
PS. Erica, if you don't like it, don't score points by saying so. Keep it to yourself.
2007-12-04 08:18:29 · update #1
bwahahahaha very funny !!!
about erica C
1st wonder what the C stands for ?
2nd as the majority in here find the joke funny,it leaves questions for her sense of humor.....search team is currently searching for it !
2007-12-04 08:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If the first two people were both male, it would make the bible even more absurd. God didn't write the bible, men wrote the bible, and it was all politically correct for the day. With Adam and Eve we are all a bunch or inbreds as it is, but with Adam and Steve, umm yeah, unless Steve had a womb, which negates the gay rights activists point.
2016-04-07 08:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up
2007-12-04 08:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by joe b 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
funny, and in regards to the question "why is she counting his ribs?" she was counting them because when God (also a reference in Greek Mythology says that it was one of their gods) created the human race it is said that he made males first and then to make females he took one of the males ribs to create women. Thats is the answer to why men have one less rib than women.
Hope that helped and loved your joke!!!
2007-12-04 08:22:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 08:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well hmm ms. erica. you shouldn't pursue a career in talking. you could quite possibly make someone's ears bleed. especially with remarks like that. no one likes you<3
i thought it was really good. i'll pass it on.
im going to give u a star.
2007-12-04 08:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand? sometimes i am a little slow. Why is she counting his ribs? Someone help?
2007-12-04 08:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by LoLo 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Star for you.
2007-12-04 09:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by ~Think About It~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I Loved that,but I see them nasties is in fullforce agian,so you have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxxx
2007-12-04 08:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
2007-12-04 08:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋