It's just that I really thought I'd found "the one" in Crispy (after the 3,000 or so no-hopers) - but over the past few days he's told everyone that I:
Have big, hairy feet
Smell
Can't cook
Cheat on him with the neighbours dog (okay, that's true, but he didn't have to TELL everyone).
I don't think he loves me at all. Do you?
2007-12-04 08:04:25 · 20 answers · asked by Ms Minger 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Couture thingy - you have no fans I have about 12, I think. So, you seem to be wrong. Pi*ss off and stop telling the rest of us what to do :-)
2007-12-04 08:14:46 · update #1
I only say these things because I DO love you
xxxxxx
2007-12-04 08:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Aww Couture, that's not nice. Minger doesn't make up questions, she comes here for serious help. Crispy is a handful!!
Minger, it's fine. He just doesn't know how to be cordial, that's all. I'm guessing since he is also cheating on you with the Great Dane, you can cross that one off your list.
I still think that the foot comment was a compliment.
Most women can't cook. I'm sure he's fine with whatever you can slap on the table.
As for your smell... well that's just a matter of preference. I'm sure he'll get you some lovely perfume for Christmas.
XOXO
2007-12-05 01:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd go out with you, sexy beast! Think of the up-sides:
Hairy feet? No need for slippers this Christmas - saves money
Smell? Wildlife and insect repellant - save's money
Can't cook? That's what Maccy D's are for (saves on gas and electric)
Cheat with the neighbour's dog? £250 for the video on You've Been Framed!
You have so many positives! Give me a ring if you and Crispy if it doesn't work out.
2007-12-04 08:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by Just some guy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He's just not that into you.
Besides, he has been trying to woo big Barbara from the DSS. He even took her out for lunch at the Burgar van outside Aldi's. Sorry you had to find out this way :(
2007-12-05 01:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by raggyann 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know, even if he thinks he "loves" you, he's not worth the effort to be friends with or have a relationship with. Anyone who says the things he says is being abusive to you!
The dog sounds like a better friend than the guy.
2007-12-04 08:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Nedra E 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What question do I answer? The only thing that jumped out at me in this is that you cheat on him with the neighbor's dog... thats disgusting... it's not even funny
2007-12-04 08:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Seeing your questions always put a smile on my face. I hope you have a wonderful holiday!
2007-12-04 08:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by Chick-A- Deedle 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you surprised? Tis a fine line between nasty and truthful.
2007-12-04 08:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by The Saint 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No i truly don't. However i don't know your situation. And why would you cheat on someone with a dog? Are you serious?
2007-12-04 08:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It used to be funny, but its not anymore so shut up
2007-12-05 03:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋