2007-12-04 07:18:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jin: still not funny.
2007-12-04 07:21:33 · update #1
Thom1274: I assure you there is an real, live, talking donkey in the literal sense. You should read the story of Balaam. It's in the back of Numbers somewhere.
2007-12-04 07:26:20 · update #2
You mean like KITT? Aaaarggghhh, does that mean the Bible would feature the Hoff also?!
And here I thought NOTHING could ever make the Bible more repulsive than it already is, but congrats, you just managed it with this mental image...
2007-12-04 08:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right On, Solo. Now these are people who get the true meaning of the Word! And yes, the talking donkey would have been a talking car and Absalam would have been arrested for possessien and beating under the influence of an illegal substance.
2007-12-04 07:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup:
"My Mother the Car" was an American television situation comedy which aired for a single season on NBC between September 14, 1965 and September 6, 1966. Thirty episodes were produced in all.
2007-12-04 07:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to risk showing my ignorance here and ask where in the bible there's a talking donkey? If there was then I think you have to keep in mind that it was just symbolic, and does not mean that there was actually a talking donkey. Rather it was used in a story that was meant to teach something.
2007-12-04 07:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by Thom 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A typing pig..
I will BRAY for you...
Honestly, if anyone told people around them that they heard a donkey do anything other than bray, they would surely wind up in a straight jacket, not the author of a book kings send armies to die over..
2007-12-04 07:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Re: The burning bush, it would have to be some pretty strong MJ to make you think it was talking.
Also, i think it'd still be a donkey. The donkey's your heart, you can't get rid of the donkey.
Also, there is a robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason.
2007-12-04 07:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by jonnyAtheatus 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No. If the bible had been written in recent times, the talking donkey would've been a computer.
2007-12-04 07:21:14 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I never knew there was a talking donkey in the bible! Is there a fat green ogre with a shite scots accent too?
2007-12-04 07:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, and it would've been called the Knight Industries Two Thousand, or KITT for short.
2007-12-04 08:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the talking donkey would be named Acid Zebra Atheist. Do you people stay up all night just to come up with these most ridiculous questions that make no sense at all? No one could be awake and make this stuff up.
2007-12-04 07:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by Mamapie2u 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋