So I sat in the parking lot with a portable television barking at the football game! ?? ! It's good luck charm, and it's worked! We've won many games doing this!
They called the cops? Sick!!!!
I can't go to the games anymore. Girls eating in front of me, driving me to sinful thoughts. Men looking at me with come here eyes, and jeans too tight. I wear good pants.
Last time I went to a football game, I ended up waking up cuddled next to a man I didn't even know! It's sick!!!!
We didn't have television in Panama! Nestor said we didn't need one! Liar!
2007-12-04 07:15:10 · 19 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My goodness Colson you are just too sexy for Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
You should sample a vile temptress, sir. After that, football will be a distant memory.
2007-12-04 07:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the reincarnation of the Apostle John writing a new revelation
2007-12-04 07:34:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Colson> Reverend Jimmy says join us in Margaritaville
2007-12-04 07:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes! At the games they have food like frankfurters, polish sausage, corn dogs, and drumsticks. It's sick!! I like your good pants.
2007-12-04 12:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude... I was the one who called the cops. There are just somethings that are beyond decency.
You crossed the line.
2007-12-04 07:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
nestor is the christmas donkey, he carried pregnant mother mary down to bethlahem to give birth to the savior!!!
YAy for Nestor!
2007-12-04 07:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lava snorkels, LOeffingL. I believe it may be exchangeable at your local Dead, Death, and Beyond facility.
2016-04-07 08:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I come here for the comedy.
I've noticed that fundies do comedy best - this was way out.
Thank you for trying to confuse my day but not managing.
2007-12-04 07:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, well, Colson has turned into a little Bukowski with a religious fixation. No, it's more Burroughs.
2007-12-04 07:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Oh sure, now you deny knowing me! When you woke up beside me after the game it wasn't like that at all, it was all "Jack baby, give me some more sin so I can repent."
I'm hurt, Colson....
*tears*
2007-12-04 07:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋