A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight and while enroute to his home, asked the driver if he would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair and expected to catch her in the act.
The driver agreed and they both tiptoed into the bedroom, turned on the lights and pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another man.
The husband put his gun to the man’s head and the wife shouted “Don’t do it, this man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Sports car I said I had bought for you. Who do you think paid for the new boat, he did!”
The husband looked at the cab driver and said
“What would you do in a case like this?”
The cabbie smiled and said “I’d cover him up before he catches cold!
2007-12-04 07:08:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,10/10, star, hilarious,excellent and brilliant.
2007-12-04 07:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you have the taxi driver's number? He sounds like a good man to have around in a crisis!
2016-04-07 08:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 07:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one. My husband is a taxi driver and he always has some good tales to tell.
2007-12-04 20:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was good. You really made me smile inside and out. Thank you.
2007-12-04 07:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kathie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
now that really put a smile on my face,thank you very much.
2007-12-04 10:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, she onto a good little earner there pmsl hun
2007-12-04 18:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star time...lmao..
2007-12-04 09:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao! i would have shot the guy. but then again, i am a female. lmao
2007-12-06 07:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bless the unfaitful wife. (only in this case)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
2007-12-04 21:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋