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and will the centaur get a birth certificate or "papers" assuming the mother is pure bred?...

2007-12-04 06:36:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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No, it won't work, genetics don't match up.

I've been having sex with cars for years hoping for baby transformers, but results are disappointing.

2007-12-04 06:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 25 1

It's a fact that a woman and a horse can have sex but it will make her uterus expand when the horse forces through her cervix and will make the uterus expand more when he cums like the picture and it will stay in her uterus because her cervix will close up again and hold the *** inside

2016-04-07 08:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends on whether the mother is a horse or a person. If the mother is a horse, they'll get a centaur. If she's a person, they'll reincarnate the Hindu God Hayagriva (who is basically a backwards centaur).

2007-12-04 06:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 18 0

If a person has sex with a horse, the only thing they will get is a standing invitation to the Jerry Springer Show...

2007-12-04 10:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 8 0

I don't think that other species can procreate.... or can they???
plus... who ever has sex with a horse will seriously die because their shlong is freaking HUGE.... for example Mr. Hands... eww sick....

but if a man has sex with a girl horse... im almost positive it won't affect her at all...

2007-12-04 06:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica 2 · 8 1

Odds are they will have a horseshoe permanently imprinted on their abdomen when they get kicked 30 feet through the air.

2007-12-04 07:05:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 12 1

If you register it you can claim a stud fee on the next horse you do

2007-12-04 08:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

Ask Catherine the Great, dude.

2007-12-04 06:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

The Good Sportmanship Award is hereby given to... lol

2007-12-04 06:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 10 1

I'd be awesome, if someone has sex with a turtle and teach them ninjintsu after wards. Also they live on sewers.

2007-12-04 06:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 13 1

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