A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me up."
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
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Star if you like them!!
2007-12-04 06:34:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gems, both!
2007-12-04 06:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by King James 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard both before, but I'll give you a star anyway. A for effort.
2007-12-04 14:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 14:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I loved the second one.
2007-12-04 15:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by TheLight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-12-04 14:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by antonios mama ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, haha You got a star! ***
2007-12-04 16:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by Die Young And Save Yourself 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked them both. The second i had to think about.
2007-12-04 14:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good awsome jokes!!
2007-12-04 14:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get em
2007-12-04 15:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I like 'em
2007-12-04 14:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but goodies ...
2007-12-04 14:44:02 · answer #11 · answered by robinwhale 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋