pulled up and said hey baby wanna play, the hooker replied, I tell you what lets make a bet, if you can make a better rhyme than me, then I will play with you all day for free, If you lose I get all your money and your corvette, the rich guy agreed. The hooker said okay, 3 & 3 is 6,6 & 3 is 9 I can measure the length of yours but you cant measure the depth of mine. She of course won the bet. So she is cruisin around town in the corvette with the huge bag of money and she sees a bum walking down the street with a fifth of jack. She really like this game and she wanted the jack,so she pulls over and tells the bum that She bets his fifth of jack for her body, corvette and bag of money that she can make a better rhyme than him. Well, no brainer the bum agrees. She says the ryhme again 3&3 is 6, 6 &3 is 9 I can measure the length of yours but you cant measure the depth of mine. The bum is thinking... and he says yes, 3 & 3 is 6 6 & 3 is 9 I can piss in yours but you cant piss in mine!!!!
2007-12-04 06:01:29 · 8 answers · asked by married with kids 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the bum did win of course
2007-12-04 06:06:17 · update #1
I think I officially really like you now! :)
HA....that was pretty damn funny
2007-12-04 06:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 06:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sad story but funny joke.
2007-12-04 06:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!! THANX 4 THE LAUGH
2007-12-04 06:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha poor lady i bet she was crying
2007-12-04 06:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by J&C's Moma! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew lol i hope the old guy didnt win..
2007-12-04 06:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see that coming. GOOD ONE!
2007-12-04 08:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by LoLo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one!
2007-12-04 06:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋