a) politely ask them to stop.
b) walk away, ignoring them.
c) release your pit bull collection and go all Mike Vick on them.
2007-12-04 05:48:02 · 18 answers · asked by Doc Occam 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would blind them with the glare from my head and then steal their wallets.
2007-12-04 05:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I dont know if this question is meant to have any religious significance or not? So I will ignore that bit, ( I am anti religious).
Here is what I would do, (in fact did do once)!
I noticed this feller at work had a sort of nervous twitch, the more agitated he got the more he blinked.
The guys at worked called him 'blinky'!
I hardly knew him but as I watched the situation ongoing I became very agitated, he made no effort to retaliate, he lacked any self confidence at all. He would walk away blinking like mad.
It all came to a head one morning in the works canteen , I was sitting having a big bacon sandwich , quite content with the world, 'blinky' came in and sat at an empty table, he had a coffee, he was soon joined by 3 others, all started taken the pi*s, 'blinky' left his coffee and walked!
All this took less than 5 minutes, nothing to do with me? I was fuming!!!! I marched over to the table slammed my coffee mug down and glared at these three, I was almost having a little fit, ( I didnt really know this lot much either) I told them that if I ever heard them call this guy 'blinky ' again, I would find them one by one and rip their heads off!!
They all left very quickly.
As I calmed down I realised this wasnt the way to sort it!
Big brother cant always be there can he?
I went to look for this 'blinky' guy, it was all doing my head in!
I found him and told him I needed to talk to him after work in the works pub, he agreed, it took me 3 months to get him angry enough to threaten me, once he did that I knew I had cracked it.
This guy went on to become a door to door salesman! He still blinked but it didnt matter any more!
2007-12-04 14:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think there's no need for violence, most people can't stand when you look at them directly to the eyes. I don't mean looking with hate just a study stare. Then if that doesn't work you can walk to them still looking straight to the eyes and then change the face to a huge smile and ask "what so funny, because I'm missing it".
2007-12-04 14:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by tommy w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, Bald Is Beautiful!!!
2007-12-04 14:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.Blessed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fill an expensive, yet empty bottle of shampoo with Neet or Veet and offer it to them as a holiday gift, that should teach them.
2007-12-04 14:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would:
- Politely ask them to stop - or....
- Make fun of something that was "wrong" with them,
OR
- Use Great Gazoo's 'She Bears' ......
Everyone has imperfections.
I am not sure that using animal cruelty is an option...
2007-12-04 13:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like option C- I think Bald men are adorable.
2007-12-04 13:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by sheilakel 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm all about the she bears.
God is right, baldness is no laughing matter and those pesky teenagers deserved to be torn to shreds.
2007-12-04 13:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd send my two trained female grizzlies after their butts....but only if the people were children and then they would be torn to shreds.
I wanna be like "god."
2007-12-04 13:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
e) punch them in the nose then kick them to the ground and bash their head into the asphalt pretty basic response.
2007-12-04 13:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by That's Why 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋