All of you believers and non-believers alike. Who is the TRUE lord and savior of the human race? Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones or the flying spaghetti monster?
My money is on Cthulhu
2007-12-04 05:34:25 · 15 answers · asked by Bill 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is powerful, yes, but only Cthulhu and his ilk are the True masters of humanity. Not even HIs noodley appendages can save us from the slavering madness of Cthulhu's betendrilled maw....none can save us...and our only hope is to be eaten by him first....
2007-12-04 05:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, considering Cthulhu is not a savior by any means....
When Cthulhu wakes, he will eat us all. How is that saving us? He would beat the FSM in a fight, but then he would eat us. I root for the FSM because then I get a beer volcano and stripper factory and all the carbs I can eat.
2007-12-04 05:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, I agree with "Eiliat". Cthulhu and the Old Ones aren't about saving anyone. Madness or annihilation worse than any death imaginable would be more like it. I'd have to pick FSM if I really must have a 'savior' at all! He even bothered to answer your question!
2007-12-04 05:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by contrarycrow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSM, of course. The Gospel of the FSM provides a complete explanation for everything in a way that cannot be disproved (the action of His noodly appendage). True, it requires faith to believe in Him since it cannot actually be *proved* either, but the Gospel teaches that this is actually a virtue to be rewarded in the afterlife by beer volcanoes and stripper factories. The Gospel also warns us of those who will argue that this is circular reasoning, and teaches that such people are blasphemers to be ignored. All-in-all it's a complete, internally consistent, and irrefutable belief system. What more could you ask for?
2007-12-05 02:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flying spaghetti monster! Is there any other choice? You could draw people into the church with the smell of FRESH spaghetti, feed the hungry, and worship all at the same time.
2016-04-07 08:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSM is a tasty meal.... and Cthulhu thinks you are one....
I vote for FSM
RAmen!
2007-12-04 05:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We could actually save ourselves if we just got a clue. Humanity doesn't need a God or Lord and Savior. PEACE!
2007-12-04 05:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FSM provides.
If Cthulhu returns we will all be caught in the madness.
I hope its FSM
2007-12-04 05:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by Link strikes back 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cthulhu...because that one sounds like you are speaking in tongues.
2007-12-04 05:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The flying spaghetti monster is the one true lord, and I would watch your mouth because he could strike you down with his great noodley appendage of pain, while we shall bathe in his wonderful sauce of wisdom while being cacooned in his noodley appendage of faith.
2007-12-04 05:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋