Have the atheists won yet?
2007-12-04 05:28:47 · 15 answers · asked by mutterhals 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
We are gaining ground.
General Darwin just sent word from the front, that Santa has made tremendous advances and that Ramadan is eating away at Christmas defenses.
More too come shortly.......
2007-12-04 05:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
The war on Christmas is between Pagans and Christians.
I, on the other hand, being a happy atheist who embraces every religious holiday as a reason to party all night, sit comfortably in my chair watching the ''game'' and munching on chocolate.
Want some?
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2007-12-04 05:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well on the front lines the bible thumpers are giving us a run for our money, we just got news that the extreme right wing is planning on blitzing but I watch to much football so I know how to read a blitz. I think we need more soldiers for this war because the bible thumpers are promising eternal life in heaven if you keep christ in christmas, i mean who can turn that down?
Anyways
Merry what ever you want to call it
2007-12-04 11:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually the war to re-instate Christmas is going quite well.
Since the genius's fighting the war on Christmas finally figured out that there is no such thing as a "holiday tree", and the "winter break" is actually because of Christmas. etc.
Btw, "Ho, Ho, Ho" ain't nobodies girlfriend.
2007-12-04 05:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christmas as you think of it doesn't exist anymore. It's now completely commercialized and secular.
If you want to revert to the old way of celebrating Christmas (the Christian way) you will be less of a hypocrite.
Saint Nicholas was a liberal. What he did makes much more sense in our secular world.
2007-12-04 05:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by ideogenetic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm an atheist but that doesn't stop me from celebrating xmas. It's now more of an American holiday than a christian one. I appreciate the history of it, just like I appreciate the history and reasoning behind most celebrations. And besides, who doesn't like presents?!
2007-12-04 05:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by queenie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The atheists have almost won. Soon the Grinch will take the place of the Christ child and Madonna will take the place of the Madonna.
Behahahahaha!
2007-12-04 05:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Hera Sent Me 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I hate the commercialized Christmas carols that are played in departement stores.
2007-12-05 07:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am fighting away! I have a big closet full of stolen baby Jesus' in my closet. I run around the neighborhood at night pinching them and leaving copies of Dawkin's book.
2007-12-04 05:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What are you talkin about man..Atheists love Christmas..
2007-12-04 05:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by gangstaG 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋