A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a salami under the other. She sits down and puts the poodle on the table. The bartender looks at her ands says, " I guess you won't be needing a drink." and the blond says......
2007-12-04 04:43:20 · 4 answers · asked by 2-cool-2-b-me 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do you ask that, and the bartender says "I was talking to the poodle.
2007-12-04 05:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by abluheron1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bartender quipped . . . "It's a good thing that you walked in here. The salami could be stored underneath your armpits . . . You could have used it to pay for your drink if you would have had it stored between your legs! But how could you walk without it falling out?" . . . I don't know. Do bartenders really say that much in jokes like that?
2007-12-04 12:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh s h i t t t t t ............and falls thru the ceiling... Hey thats from the breakfast club when he is sneaking out of the room.... always wanted to know the end of that joke....
2007-12-04 13:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by voneric1477 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea give me two drinks and make them strong. lol.
2007-12-04 12:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋