Can you write a limerick using all of the following words?: bath, gym, float, yoga, tooth.......good luck (I know I can't!!)
2007-12-04 04:35:27 · 11 answers · asked by Marmelade 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The BATH at our GYM is quite large.
It big enough to FLOAT a barge.
And, YOGA is free!
For memberships see
The man with one TOOTH who's in charge.
2007-12-05 02:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's been a long time since I've had to write a limerick, but the basic outline is a,a,b,b,a. Must be 5 lines. 1-2 rhyme 3-4 rhyme and the 5th must rhyme with the 1-2. you'd have to use these words mid sentence, because obviously none of them rhyme.
There was an old lady who liked her "bath" warm.
Then on to the "gym" she would storm.
She joined a "yoga" group.
Loved the crackers that "float" in her soup.
When she broke her "tooth" her feelings were torn.
2007-12-04 12:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by colleenjp78 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once I dreamed this weird dream about him,
I saw the yoga teacher naked in the gym,
When I awoke I was a float,
taking a bath in the bottom of the boat,
and my tooth was hung on the rim!.
Ha Ha, I need points for that there!!!!
2007-12-04 12:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by char__c is a good cooker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a woman who wouldn't tell me the truth at least not until she lost a tooth.
We met while doing the yoga and later played the game of janga.
She told me her name was Kim and she's on her way to the GYM.
There she met a guy who said that he can float her boat
Later that night she said to him sex was good but woe to him if he gets in her path to good long bath alone.
2007-12-04 12:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I once took a bath in the gym
Yoga taught me to float on a whim.
I lost my tooth
In a phone booth
Now my limerick is sure to win :)
2007-12-04 12:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by czekoskwigel 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Sitting in my bubble BATH after comming home from the GYM
were i do YOGA every day. This woman thinks she can FLOAT on how well she can move .. if keeps on acting like that she will end up with no TOOTH
lol it is not the best but i tried lol
2007-12-04 12:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There once was a girl named Poga
She always took a bath after yoga
She broke her tooth at the gym
While out on a whim
It went down her throat
As she fell of her float
So she cried for her sister Toga
2007-12-04 12:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by Nolan's Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There once was a gym bath in Deluth,
Where a man brushed his one tooth,
And he said with a smile,
As he spit up some bile,
"I'm gonna go float the yoga booth."
2007-12-04 12:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Leave it.
2007-12-04 12:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
that's hard!
2007-12-04 12:39:55 · answer #10 · answered by Sailor Horse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋