CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry..
Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..
2007-12-04 04:15:32 · 6 answers · asked by Oz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These should be put on a plaque. they are very funny! lol!
**star for you!**
2007-12-04 04:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more like Chinese proverbs
2007-12-04 08:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by sticky nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ARE ALL CRAP, I BET IT'S LIKEA CHINESE MAN IN HIS BASEMENT MAKING THE MESSAGES INSIDE OF IT. ALL LIES.
2007-12-04 04:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by x No.1 Prison Break Fan x 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What else do Confucius say?
2007-12-04 04:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucious say "woman who laughs that hard going to wee pants"....oops,going to change now...
2007-12-04 08:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man who fly upside down have dirty crack up
2007-12-04 04:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋