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2007-12-04 04:10:12 · 33 answers · asked by I'm an Atheist 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

an atheist test: Do you believe that God doesn't exist. If you say "God doesn't exist" you pass.

a Christian test: Do you believe everything in the Holy Bible is the absolute truth and do you live as Jesus would have wanted you to - every minute of your life? Don't lie, you'd NEVER pass that test.

2007-12-04 04:23:34 · update #1

33 answers

I wouldn't pass either.

2007-12-04 04:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 2 0

Do I believe that Jesus of Nazareth is the Christ and therefor the son of God? No, I do not. Oops, I guess I fail the Christian test.

2007-12-04 04:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I would only take the atheist test, the christian test would be to long, boring and probably waste my Sunday.

2007-12-04 04:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 0 0

Nobody could pass A Christian test, or a test of any other religion. Religion and the Bible (like any other book) is a matter of perspective. You and I could read the same passage and come up with two completely different meanings. One devout Christian and another could read the same passage and come up with two different meanings. Therefore your question is both irrelevant and unfair.

2007-12-04 04:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mikey's Mommy 6 · 2 2

Is the test whether you believe in Christian stories or whether you act like Jesus said to?

2007-12-04 04:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Insofar as I know how to imitate those Fundie Christian on this site who seem unable to resist the urge to insult, attack and lie about other Christian's religious faith, I could with little trouble adapt and apply those same methods in imitation of what some of the more militant atheists on this site do and proceed to insulting, attacking, and lying about believers' (in general) relligious faith . . .

Militant atheists who attack and militant fundies who attack.

Essentially both dispensing unthinking hatred and bigotry - cut from the same bolt of cloth.

Who'da thunk it?

2007-12-04 04:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Catherine V. 3 · 0 1

Depends if it were Christian theology or Christian science. I'd fail the first, but could easily guess my way through the fallacies of the second.

2007-12-04 04:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Like the first person said - I think I'd pass both.

Christian Test

1) Nice - PASS
2) No foul language - PASS
3) Selfless - PASS
4) Charitable - PASS

Atheist Test

1) Educated - PASS
2) Rational - PASS
3) Trusts scientists - PASS
4) Understanding and sympathetic to all types of people & beliefs - PASS

2007-12-04 04:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

hmm...you probably wouldn't pass the atheist test. I've gotten the feeling from your questions and answers that you are a poser for both.
Either way, I would pass the Christian test.

2007-12-04 04:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by tcjstn 4 · 0 2

What the hells an atheist test. Since atheists do not believe in anything I think that test would be pretty easy to pass.....???

Ok got it now. Atheist test: Pass with flying colors!!

You are right NO-one could pass a Christian test....not even Christ

2007-12-04 04:17:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

"Holiness with sobriety": final test.
Grace without another drink of law.
The pass mark for that test is 100%.
Anything less than 100% is fail-u-are.
Be ye reconciled (thru J-->C) to God.

2007-12-04 04:19:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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