2007-12-04 03:58:41 · 16 answers · asked by Meat Bot 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Eric: I considered that, but it's not as funny.
2007-12-04 04:12:02 · update #1
That's why I had to get "universal pants." lol
2007-12-04 05:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After coming out of caves, the early human was convinced that there is a superpower in everything he observed and experienced. This is how the concept of God came to his mind. He thought that all these powerful phenomena are happening according to the wishes of somebody...The Creator, The Almighty. Then man’s imagination really took off and holy stories and characters of mythologies materialized. This happened in all civilizations all over the world.
He assumed the God is Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Omniscient. One cannot compare his understanding with the modern scientific discoveries.
2007-12-04 04:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Gee Waman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe its the other way round...the Universe is expanding because God is getting fatter.
2007-12-04 04:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You have it wrong, God already is at where the universe is expanding.
The physical universe expanding has no effect.
~ Eric Putkonen
2007-12-04 04:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Maybe the universe is expanding because God has a thyroid problem.
2007-12-04 04:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
since the Universe is infinitely large, God is infinitely fat. This means that he cannot get fatter.
2007-12-04 04:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that is true, then it completely supports the theory that God is a woman!!! She is just going through menopause: weight gain, mood swings.... give her a break!
2007-12-04 04:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by pammypanda1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about God, but I am and it sucks! I used to be a fit young man, and now I'm an old, fat, balding guy!
2007-12-04 04:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. you should read God's Debris. Adams supposed God IS the universe...and he wants to do the only thing he cannot do....die. so he explodes himself (big bang) and eventually, it will all contract back into.....God.
2007-12-04 04:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I agree with the first answer.
2007-12-04 04:01:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋